Why haven’t any of you fuckers visited me in California yet
Well, I’m broke. Buy me a plane/train/motor coach ticket and I’ll be there in a heartbeat.
i’m not dead, just a little busy
i wish every food but fruit, spinach, plain chicken breasts, or fish didn’t make my stomach hurt.
it looks like i’ve got a one way ticket to the stomach doctor.
THIS WOULD KILL ME SO QUICKLY